Available Smells

3am - Is your broom charged? It's the new age, we have electric brooms now! And the smell of hot cider is in the air!

Color: Dark Black

Billionaire - The smell of success and being way overpaid!

Color: Dark Avocado

Bite Me - Hotel Transylvania's Exotic Spiced Fruit Punch!

(Hotel Transylvania)

Color: Dark Mauve

Cannabis Flower - A light clean airy scent, not at all what you would expect. Why can't tokers smell like this?

Color: Bayberry

Coffee Talk - Dedicated to Barbra "Cafe Mocha" Streisand.

(SNL)

Color: Rich Caramel

Company Retreat* - Fresh cut jasmine, such a sweet scent.

Color: Light Ivory

Deliverance - Banjos and Backwoods! An aroma of mulled cider with woodsy notes. Color: Dark Spruce

Dragon’s Blood - It's the scent of dreams that contain unicorns and dragons. An ancient, mysterious, and earthy scent. SOOO GOOD!

Color: Dark Red

DragonFlatula - DragonFlatula Signature Scent. Dragon beef smells good!

(Grandma's Boy)

Color: Light Turquoise

Fortuna - A light feminine scent strongly reminiscent of Lilies of the Valley. Truly Divine!

Color: Burnt Orange

Funky Claude - Clean light floral scent - Like laundry from Dubai.

(Claude Nobs - man was a hero)

Color:  Light Royal Blue

Green Goddess - If you like the floral notes of Gardenia, you will love this exotic and sultry scent.

Color: Light Olive

Green Man - A pleasant blend of fir and balsam, the true scent of the Green Man of Portland.**

Color: Dark Grass Green

H2O Down - A refreshing ozony aroma. Umbrella not needed!

Color: Dark Royal Blue

Just F***ing Juicy* - The aroma of a freshly squeezed juicy lemon. An homage to Led Zeppelin!

(The Lemon Song)

Color: Lemon Yellow

Kakaw - The next Evolution in scent!

(Seann William Scott)

Color: Light Orange

Kinnamon* - The aroma of freshly ground cinnamon bark. 

Color: Dark Orange

Lavender* - A wonderful aroma of true lavender flowers.

Color: Dark Violet

Luna - For the Night Bloomers! A sophisticated mix of floral and spice.

Color: Moon Grey

Magic Forest - Ever wonder what Fairies smell like? This is just a tribute!

(Tenacious D)

Color: Dark Olive

Minuet - I thought that I should never see a lilac grown into a tree!

Color: Light Violet

Mr. McNer - Java Java Java!

(MadTV)

Color: Dark Coffee Bean

On Stage Answer - In Pageant dressing rooms everywhere! Reminiscent of Pacifica's Tibetan Mountain Temple.

Color: Peach

Peacock - I'm on a horse. Look up, look down, now look at me!

(Old Spice Swagger)

Color: Classic Jade

Peppermint* - A crisp, clean, true scent.

Color: White

Reservations - The scent of spying, a raw, yet reserved fragrance that draws you in.

Color: Aged Bone

Rose Festival - International Parade Language, Roses!

Color: Light Pink

Shambala - Reminiscent of an exotic spa that opens your mind and soul to complete harmony.

Color: Light Mauve

Snake Oil* - Rosemary with eucalyptus and coriander, a worthless miraculous medicinal mix that cures absolutely nothing while smelling great!

Color: Dark Yellow

Vishnu - The Fragrance of 1000 Names!

Color: Deep Cream

Vital Force - May the Vital Force be with you. The Dark Father's Breathe easy!

Color: Light Bayberry

Wildwood Flower - The Song isn't anymore popular but the fragrance is doing real good.

(Jim Stafford)

Color: Dark Scarlet

PROMO SCENTS OF THE MONTH

Love 'em - The delicious blending of fresh ripe strawberries with a light backing of chocolate ganache. Perfect for Spring! Love! Long journeys!

Color: Dark Burgundy

UnicornFlatula - Just what you would expect from Unicorns. Fruity Flatula!

Color: Light Scarlet

* additional benefit info available at: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=14&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwilnM_dv9TnAhWWvp4KHQduB_wQFjANegQIBhAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.entrepreneur.com%2Farticle%2F224575&usg=AOvVaw3iFYmkxipAmDLpZyEZc6SP

**Green man information at:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Green_Man_of_Portland